CHAPTER FORTY-SEVEN
Nelson woke
the next morning to faint sounds from the kitchen. He eased from bed and opened
his bedroom door two inches and listened. Charlie and Angela were engaging in a
spirited conversion. He smiled and listened.
“So there I
was,” Angela said, “eighteen and ready for anything. Maureen and I had worn our
short little skirts and loose blouses—we called them our easy-access outfits—and
we were like a couple of A-10 Thunderbolts, all warmed up on the runway with
our engines throbbing and ready for action. Look out world, here we come.”
Nelson
eased the door closed and went into his bathroom. He showered quickly, then
dressed in jeans, a black pullover shirt and hiking shoes. He picked up a spare
shoe from inside his closet and held it aloft. Easing to the door again, he
opened it a crack. Angela was still talking, more animated now. Nelson
listened.
“So I
looked again,” she said. “Oh my god … that thing was a big around as a
tomato-juice can and long as a stick of salami.” She stopped, “You believe me,
don’t you?”
Nelson
heard Charlie make a muffled reply.
“Then stop
laughing, goddamit,” Angela said. Charlie said something and Angela said, “What
the hell do you think I did? I jerked my panties up and went hopping out of
there, pulling up my easy-access skirt best I could with one hand and holding
my shoes in the other. I banged on the other door and, luckily, Maureen and her
old goot hadn’t been as far along as we were, so she ran out to where I was and
we went into escape and evasion-mode.” She stopped and said. “And if you laugh
one more time, I’m going to bitch-slap you into the next county. She laughed,
herself.
Nelson put
a hand to his mouth. Charlie said something Nelson couldn’t understand, and
Angela said, “He didn’t do nothing at first, just stood there with his tongue
and his whatever both hanging out. Then he ran to the door and stood there like
an old buzzard yelling, ‘Baby, come back. Come back baby.’ He was still
standing there, buck-assed naked, when we backed the car down toward the lake.
And you know what he did just before we swung around.? He took that thing in
his hand and started waving it at us. The son of a bitch was crazy.”
“Did you
learn anything from it?” Nelson could hear Charlie now.
“I learned
to leave old men alone,” Angela said. “Wrinkled-up trouble is what they are.
Those fuckers had spent a couple hundred bucks apiece on us that night, meals,
drinks, shows, Viagra, and all. I’ve always suspected they would have spent a
thousand more apiece to get what they wanted.” She stopped. “Old men, … shit,”
she said. “Young girls make them crazy as loons, and they’ve had way too long
for their imaginations and, uh, other things to mature, if you know what I
mean. I’ll stick to the young ones like you. You haven’t enough sense to buy a
piece of ass, so you have to charm your way into it.” There followed a short
silence. “You do know how to charm your way into it, don’t you? And no, you
don’t just put your lips together and blow.”
With that,
Nelson dropped the spare shoe on the floor and cursed with a vengeance. The
then opened the door and emerged in the hallway with good deal of racket. He
made a show of pretending surprise when he saw them. “Hello,” he said, mildly.
“Hey
sailor,” Angela said. “You still sleeping alone?”
“Looks that
way.”
“Sleep
well? And don’t say ‘Sound as a whore on Sunday.’ That Navy crap can be
sexist.”
“I slept,”
Nelson said. “What’s up?”
“Angela
brought you something on her way to a meeting with the feds,” Charlie said.
“A
present?” Nelson said.
“And if
anyone finds out about it, I had an extra copy for Agent Benson’s personal use
and you stole it from my briefcase. Agreed?”
“Agreed,”
Nelson said.
“Have some
coffee and let’s talk,” Angela said. “I’ll tell you what I know about it.”
Charlie
fixed Nelson some breakfast while he and Angela talked. Afterwards, Nelson left
Little Rock and drove east. Before reaching Armistead, he stopped at Barker’s.
Elvis was resting from the morning rush, and was reading a newspaper. It was
The Armistead Announcer, and the front page was visible. A glaring headline
read, “Clues expand in search for killers.”
“Big news?”
Nelson asked, sitting himself across from Elvis.
“Ace
reporter says the inquiry into the mysterious deaths of two young girls
includes possible leads in Little Rock,” Elvis said. “Ain’t that something?”
Nelson
started to say something but stood instead. He walked to a nearby stand where
he poured himself a cup of coffee and returned to his seat. “How’ your
brother?” he said. “The one with the FBI in Washington.”
“The only
one I have,” Elvis said. “Funny you should ask, I talked to him just last
night.”
“And.”
“He’s doing
fine,” Elvis said. “Seems like some folks in Little Rock are getting nervous
about all the crazy rumors going around.”
“Rumors?”
“About
gangs in Little Rock dumping bodies out in white America.”
“Imagine
that,” Nelson said.
“Yeah,”
Elvis said. “Imagine that.”
An hour
later, Nelson was in Sheriff Love’s office and the two were studying
photographs spread out on the Sheriff’s desk.”
“This is
some “righteous shit” as my jarhead buddies used to say. How do they do this?
All we can get is the tops of buildings.”
“Miracles
of modern technology,” Nelson said. “And you haven’t seen them and know nothing
about them.”
“Gotcha,”
the Sheriff said. “Now tell me something. Why do buildings in a hunting club
need concrete block walls? It ain’t like the deer are going to counterattack.”
Nelson
stroked his chin. “Maybe they are keeping something valuable there.”
“Redneck
cocaine?”
“Don’t
know,” Nelson said. “But these indicate that there is a lot more going on there
than fellowship.” He pointed at the photographs. “Too bad we can’t officially
use these. Would they be enough to obtain a search warrant?”
“Probably
not,” the Sheriff said, “or the Feds would already have one.” He leaned back
his desk. “We may not have time left to get a search warrant.”
Nelson
didn’t respond. He started to gather the photos. He placed them back in their
envelope and gestured toward the locker where the Sheriff kept badges and
things. Sheriff Love nodded. “We may have worked our way into a jam,” he said.
“Right now, we must have the Soul watchmacallits confused. On the one hand,
they think we are off chasing the gang members in Little Rock, although that’s
probably not what they call them.”
Nelson
leaned back and listened. “On the other hand,” the sheriff said, “They know
we’ve been fucking with them. I imagine the Police Chief has told everyone in
Connorville that I’ve asked him to be on the lookout for something big.”
“So what
now?”
“Now, we
let them make a mistake. In fact, we help them make a mistake.” He made a note
with a pencil on a yellow legal pad and tapped the pencil against his desk
several times. He looked at Nelson and sighed. “I feel though, that I’m taking
you away from your intended purpose for being here in the first place.”
Nelson
looked puzzled. “Oh?”
“Finding
your young girl’s murderer. I’m about to split our forces, so to speak, and go
on a search and destroy mission against what may be a sizable drug operation.”
Nelson
stood walked to the wall of the office on the far left of Sheriff Love. He
looked through a window that opened onto the town square. It was a pleasant day
and the sheriff had raised the blinds. He studied the bustle of activity
outside for a moment and turned to Sheriff Love. “Do you know what I did in the
Navy?” he asked.
“Everyone
in Armistead County knows what you were trained to do in the Navy,” he said.
“The big mystery is what the fuck you did. Most of the yahoos that would love
to know probably don’t really want to.”
Nelson
laughed. “It’s not that mysterious,” he said. “First, I followed orders, that’s
all.”
“And things
worked out?”
“If the
orders were good.”
“And if
they weren’t?”
“Then our
team had to start making shit up.”
“That was
bad?”
“No, that
was usually good, for we were well-trained to make shit up. You know that American
military warriors are known for that, and the advantage it gives them.”
“And?”
“We sort of
enjoyed it, and most of the time the shit we made up matched what the
higher-ups wanted all along. They just didn’t know it. I’ve found that things
are often connected in ways we never expected. Take that old oak tree there.”
He pointed to large tree in the town outside the window.”
“A tree?”
“One of the
most important functions it performs is in creating the oxygen we breath.”
“So I’ve
read.”
“But the first
inhabitants of the land around here felt certain, I’ll bet, that trees were put
here to provide shade in the summer and firewood in the winter.”
“Your
point?”
Nelson
turned away from the window toward the sheriff. “Let’s make up some shit. You
never know where it might lead. I’m coming to the belief that everything that
happens in this county is connected to everything else that happens.”
The two
stood silent for more than a minute, Nelson watching the tree and the sheriff
watching the far wall with his head cocked in thought. He moved it with a
slight jerk and spun his chair around so he faced Nelson. Nelson turned and
looked at the sheriff, who broke the silence
“You may
not believe it,” he said, “but my first job in this county wasn’t with the Sheriff’s
Department.”
“Oh?”
“No,” I was
a game warden for a while. You ever deer hunt?”
“Not
seriously.”
“Then
you’ve never poached deer?”
“Not that I
recall.”
“There’s a
trick they pull when they want to get an illegal deer out of the woods and into
a safe place.”
“Let me
guess. They don’t just drive it out?”
“Kinda
sorta. But first they send out a ‘nervous-nelly decoy’ to fool any law that
might be watching. It would usually be the dumbest sumbitch in the group, and
that’s saying a lot. He would sail out of the woods with a tarp visible that
was hiding something and he would be looking every which a way like the hounds
of hell might be after him.”
“A decoy,
no doubt.”
“Correct.
Then the truck with one or more illegal carcasses would drive out slow and easy
like it was going to Sunday school.”
Nelson
looked confused. “You thought we were talking about crime,” Sheriff Love said.
“Didn’t you?” Before Nelson could answer, the sheriff continued, “Then you
thought we were talking about methods of solving crimes. Right? Then we shifted
into deer hunting.”
Nelson
nodded. “All three,” the sheriff said. “We’re talking about all three. So sit
back my nautical friend and let me ‘splain’ this all to you.”
“I trust,”
Nelson said, “that you may, in the process, tell me how it all may apply to
this place.” He tapped a forefinger on one of the photographs.
“Patience,
young deputy.” The sheriff leaned back in his chair. “Do you know that place on
the old highway where they store the materials for road repair?”
Nelson
nodded.
“Then you
know that it is at the intersection of the road leading out from this so-called
‘hunting club’ I would imagine.”
Nelson
nodded again.
“What you
don’t know, since you haven’t been an officer of the law in this department
long, is that is a favorite resting place for our deputies when there isn’t
much major malfeasance going on.”
Nelson said
nothing.
“What would
you think if I told you the deputies observe vehicles leaving from the hunting
club playing the ‘deer hunting trick’ right in front of our deputies? We don’t
act, since it isn’t any of our business.”
Nelson
leaned forward and said, “That they are transporting illegal deer?”
“In season,
yes,” the sheriff said. “But the season ended a few months back.”
“And?”
“And they are still doing it about
once a week or so. In fact, tomorrow is the usual day.”
e“They do it Even though there
shouldn’t be any deer to transport?’
“Yep.”
“Why?”
“Didn’t I ever tell you that
Armistead County rednecks are not what you would call real smart?
“No, but I’ve sorta figured that
out on my own.”
“Then you might figure that they
are up to something when they pull a deer season ploy when it ain’t deer
season?”
“Maybe they are killing them out of
season?”
“Did I mention that out Game Warden
lives in Connerville? He could care less.”
“So what can we do? Is stopping
deer poaching poaching part of our mission?”
“No, but doing a ‘California Roll’
through one of our four-way stops is. We need to crack down on that, wouldn’t
you say?”
“If you say so.”
"I say let's go screw with some folks."