The Casserole Brigade
The Casserole Brigade started
showing up two days after Dora Mae’s funeral. There were a half-dozen members appearing
from the mist of John Paul’s despondency like soldiers emerging in dim shapes from
no-man’s land. To them, he appeared numb and vulnerable, no doubt dazed from
the damage his loss had caused, so suddenly and unexpectedly had it burst upon
him. Easy pickings.
At first, there were evening treats
designed to soften him up for later assaults. A plate of spaghetti or a surplus
Chicken Tetrazzini from a dinner for a sister. “My late husband used to call it
“Chicken Tetrachloride” but then he always had more money than taste, ahem.”
And, of course, there were the
casseroles. They came in every form imaginable and some that, quite frankly,
John Paul could never have imagined. There were ham and cheese casseroles, egg
and cheese casseroles, egg and anything casseroles, and casseroles made,
apparently from whatever lay uneaten in a refrigerator at any given moment. Consuelo
Remindez, wife of the late manager of “La Casa Ensinada” even once brought him
a Chili Relleno casserole that had nearly taken off the top of his head. His
vote for most bizarre was though, for a considerable length of time, a broccoli
and corn bread casserole that Emily Kesterson had left at his door one evening
with a note that said simply, “We must each find a way to get over our grief.”
She was always the shy one.
She would come late, and on the few
times she knocked on his door, she knocked softly, so softly he could scarcely
discern it from the noise of the city.
“I’m sorry.” That’s the way she
always began.
The others weren’t as subtle.
Marcella Goodwin, for example, would catch him in the lobby waiting for the
elevator. “Gonna bring you a brand new dish tonight,” she would announce in a
voice audible to anyone near. “That’ll be two, counting me, har har.”
Folks felt good about it. John Paul
and Dora Mae never did seem that they could afford to live in the building. He
must be suffering both emotionally and financially, it was surmised. A little
help from the ladies here and there must have been welcome. Everyone commented
on how well John Paul seemed to be doing. Besides, he enjoyed the casseroles
and welcomed them, most of them at least. As long as he smiled and dined, they
kept coming like products on an assembly line.
It went on like this for some time.
When those at the morning coffee gathering tried to remember later, reminisces
ranged from a month to three months. At any rate, it was long enough for Parker
Thompson to start a pool. He called it the “Land John Paul Pool” and it is
whispered that he had collected nearly a hundred dollars before the news hit
the condo like a tsunami.
One day he just wasn’t there
anymore.
“Not here?” Someone asked. “You mean he went on a trip?”
“No,” a daughter explained.
“He and a friend moved to
“You mean he had a girl friend?”
Marcella said. “Whose casserole won?”
“No, it was his friend Fred.”
“Fred?”
“Yes, they have leased a place in Manhattan.”
Complete silence settled on the room. From that day, no one ever mentioned his
name again.
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