We were about to unleash the fury of modern urban planning
on the unsuspecting City of Hope. A project similar to the one we proposed there
had gotten underway in Downtown Little Rock. Segments of Main Street and Capitol
Avenue were disappearing, bulldozed to make way for a mall-like area in which
pedestrians were free to roam and shop unmolested by vehicles. It was one of the
most popular planning ideas of the time. Across the country, urban designers extolled
the genius of the approach to addressing the loss of downtown retail to
suburban malls. Americans could fix things, right? That’s what we were best at.
The girls about had the wedding planned. The church was set.
A local woman with an exceptionally beautiful voice agreed to sing Brenda and
me into the world of holy matrimony. Young cousins of the bride-to-be prepared to
spread flowers and deliver the ring. Older men stood ready to escort guests and
chaperone the mothers. Vernell would serve as Maid of Honor while her sister would
manage the reception line. Vernell agreed to perform the additional task of inspecting
her sister prior to the festivities for any misplaced articles of clothing, unsecured
snaps or buttons, and untoward revelations resulting from thin or missing apparel.
It was to be a model of a tasteful, modest, and modern public wedding.
I tingled in anticipation. The girls only suggested again
and again that I’d best not screw up. On occasion, after a couple of glasses of
wine, they weren’t above expressing the admonition in more earthy terms. At any
rate, I got the message. Arrive sober. Stay focused. Leave in apparent ecstasy.
Those represented the simplest of tasks, after all. The thought of it kept
me awake at night.
Oh, and the bachelor party. It really wasn’t to be a party,
was it? No, just a few beers with the bosses before I signed on to marital subjugation
as had they. No strippers? No what? You know, strippers, women that remover
their clothes for men in a suggestive fashion. Really? Strippers? They have such
people in Little Rock? Oh, be serious. If we hear of strippers, you will
account for it. Did men really do such things before they married some sweet
young thing? I hadn’t seen a stripper since the USO shows they used to bring
into the enlisted men’s club at Camp Tien Sha. Those shows certainly didn’t
represent a proper introduction into the world of matrimony. Strippers? Really?
No, just a few beers among friends
So it went as the day drew close.
The past slowly disappears. The future is cloudy. |
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