Showing posts with label TV. Show all posts
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Monday, February 5, 2018

Sunrise With Schubert: February 5, 2018

Last evening, we watched “Victoria” on PBS and then I looked to see if anything else of interest was on TV. Was it ever. I flipped channels immediately.

Yep, Turner Classic Movies was about to screen one of the classic films of all times, Zorba the Greek. Oh, what a flood of memories. Although some of the themes would be viewed as sexist today, the acting by Anthony Quinn, Lila Kedrova, and Irene Papas, with Alan Bates as their foil, rated another look. The movie didn’t purport to portray a perfect man, just a man full of passion for life. I worry that cell phones and TV “news” are sucking that from our souls these days.

In the movie, the Bates character, an uptight Englishman, awakens such passion in himself through his association with Zorba. I have friends—I’m sure we all do—who have that effect on me. It’s one of life’s blessings.

The movie took me all the way back to the Fayetteville, Arkansas of the mid-1960s. It was a quieter time there, not without its shortcomings, but a time offering a life of learning, new experiences, and the promise of raw adventure. It hadn’t been long since architect Edward D. Stone had described the Fayetteville he knew as “a hotbed of tranquility.” Things would change, that’s for sure. They always do, whether we want them to or not.

I couldn’t help recalling that I had once done a paper on the Nikos Kazantzakis novel, The Life and Times of Alexis Zorba, for the immortal Dr. Ben Kimpel of the U of A English Department. The “A” he so graciously awarded me is still one of my life’s great achievements.

The place of women in the world, as expressed by the character of Zorba, would certainly be suspect today. I haven’t the right to judge, only contemplate and try to learn. His views on life and the need to accommodate it, sometimes through anger, sometimes through laughter, sometimes by earthy sensuality, and finally through dancing, are timeless, though.

Perhaps the most contentious line in the movie occurs when Zorba bangs a table and says, “God has a very big heart but there is one sin he will not forgive. If a woman calls a man to her bed and he will not go. I know because a very wise old Turk told me.” As Zorba learned from the Greeks’ mortal enemies, the Turks, we can learn from others, even flawed ones.

In the book, he even pointed out that he had once self-amputated a finger because it prevented him from playing his beloved “santuri” as he wished. The man who taught him to play the santuri, incidentally, was a Turk, again, the deadly enemies of the Greeks. The lesson is that not only must one sacrifice for art, one must transcend societal hatreds as well.

Oh hell, enough of introspection and analysis. As Zorba would point out, if we can’t answer the questions to life’s most horrific questions, what’s the use of all our damn books?

Let’s all go out today, and take some of his advice to heart, and be willing to learn to dance.


Sunday, January 28, 2018

Morning Thoughts: January 28, 2018

I have no authority whatsoever to do it, but I’m claiming this as National Curmudgeon Week, in honor of myself. Today is Brown Shoe Day.

For the young, who have missed out on many funny things in life and are now experiencing an era of ordained non-levity, this refers to the old admission that “I feel like a pair of brown shoes in a world full of tuxedos.”

See, that used to be funny. Time was, one didn’t wear brown shoes with tuxedos. That’s when the saying meant something. Now we live in a world in which it would either be acceptable, considered “awesome,” met with indifference, or unnoticed if it weren’t on a cell phone screen.

At any rate, here are some things, new and old, about which I feel out of step with the rest of humanity. Please feel free to add your own under “comments” or on Facebook. They won’t hurt my feelings. I’m a brown shoe, remember? In the meantime, here is my Top Ten List of unfathomable “Things I Don’t Understand.”

10. Katherine Hepburn. She had a voice like a prostitute’s fingernails being hooked up to a large Marshall amplifier and dragged down a slate chalkboard. She had a figure that would make a popsicle stick look sexy. She had a file of acting moves that wouldn’t have taken more than a kilobyte, and an air of haughty arrogance that would have made her the primary subject of any girl’s locker room of my generation. I’d rather be forced to stare at Steve Bannon’s face or Kim Kardashian’s ass than watch Hepburn in a movie.

9. Food Trucks. I know. I know. Unload your weapons. It’s my take and my take only. You’re welcome to eat at the nasty things for three meals a day with my blessings. As for me, I worked my way through two college degrees so I wouldn’t have to, and to think, they helped cause Dixie CafĂ© to close.

8. Men and boys wearing hats or caps indoors. It’s stupid, unseemly, unsocial, and indicative of a lack of breeding that would make Donald Trump look sophisticated. I know I can’t change history, but could we at least remove them at funerals?

7. Calling anything other than a drink composed of Gin and Vermouth a “Martini.” At long last, have we no sense of decency?

6. Watching movies on cell phones. Has anyone’s life become that meaningless? Hell, we’ll be watching football games on them next.

5. A commercial TV series. Watching five minutes of storyline and fifteen minutes of fast food commercials is no way to change the Universe.

4. Cirque du Soleil. Entertainment, I’ve always thought, was supposed to be, well, entertaining, not weird and scary except in Stephen King movies. It’s only a short, tragic, step from this to watching hordes of mentally impaired Irish-folk tap dancing in unison.

3. Fox “news.” If my only desire in life is to destroy brain cells, having mass quantities of Jack Daniels sipping whiskey and playing the banjo with friends is a lot more fun and educational.

2. Giving the slightest damn about the British royal family. Didn’t we fight a war or two over this?

And…

1. Cars equipped with GIS. Please, please, please … if you can’t read a map, street names, or road signs, don’t drive. Get drunk and go walking along busy streets instead.

Extra Blog Bonus: If by now, you are not pissed off, let me know. You are eligible for a drawing coming up soon.