Steve Martin says you can't frown and play the banjo at the same time. Some folks say you can tell when a banjo player is standing on a level stage if he is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth. And so it goes.
Anyway, I got my old banjo out the other day and hit a lick or two. I finally have a place where the sound doesn't produce threats of divorce or mayhem. I tried to frown while I played Fireball Mail. Couldn't. I tried to say something mean about someone I don't like while playing Earl's Breakdown. No dice. Coundn't think of a nasty thing to do to my little brother while taking a try at Sally Ann.
Hey, got to go. I'm going to open a Fund Me account for the purchase of banjos for the entire Trump administration, and his pals.
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